Sunday, September 21, 2008

Sports Cliches Help Ease the Pain of Losing 40-6

The Oxford Commas began their season with a scrimmage against some nameless team. (ZS-BKFB 2? More like WTF!) Yaddah-yaddah-yaddah, one thing led to another. The no-names clearly needed the practice, because they felt the need to score 40 points on us. Do you think they're compensating for something?

Regardless of the final score, we had some outstanding plays, including Brian's performace as free safety, Michelle's concentration on her TD reception, Matt and Justin's playing through injuries, and a few high-pressure catches by Dayne, Ian, Sam, and Ash. We also had Lora "sweeping the leg" of the bad guys' best receiver, which will make him think twice the next time he tries to go over the middle.

To break it all down for us, our resident sports "experts" explain it all ESPN-style:











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