We're Back. You're Welcome.

Yes, you can end your hunger strike. The union was able to work out an equitable deal with the league, thereby saving the Zog season. And so, the intrepid Oxford Commas set off on their fifth season.

In the preseason game against the Honey Badgers (yeah, they're named after this), Oxford got off to a shaky start until Matt scored a touchdown to make it 20-6 at the half. The Commas offense finally got moving in the second period, when Dave managed to score three times. Meanwhile, the defense, led by Jon and Dan, forced a turnover and a safety. Oxford would eventually lose 38-29, but there were plenty of bright spots, namely some big catches by Ash and the contributions of rookies Jess (J.C.) and Jenny (J.D.).

In week 1 against a team called Go Deep (which I'm told is not a double entendre), Oxford moved the ball early and often, jumping out to an early lead thanks to touchdowns from Taylor and Max. Jane contributed as a backup QB, both scoring and throwing for scores before the day was over. Dave, Iain, and Brian pitched in with interceptions, Kari and Michelle make a couple of big defensive stops, and, for the second week in a row, everyone on the team had at least one reception. That's how effing dangerous we are, people. The Commas won handily 38-8, after which some Marines who fly the President saluted them for their bravery. No, really, I'm serious.

In honor of our Michigan players who have had a couple of good games (Kari, Dave, and Jon), and to support their team Detroit which is somehow 2-0 as of this writing, I'm posting this Inspirational Clip of the Week.

Enjoy our highlights:


The Honey Badgers score, despite J.D. taking one for the team.



Taylor nearly kills Max on the final play against Go Deep. Gonzo celebrates.