Oxford Wins, 45-26.

Oxford faced a team that still did not have a name as of this writing, which makes a blog post difficult to put together. Calling them by their Zog code name of ZKSTB-5 or whatever just doesn't have the same punch. Oh, well--here goes.

Led by Fantasy Football star Taylor, the Commas built what appeared to be a safe lead by halftime. Jon B. picked off a pass and scored both a touchdown and a conversion. But after halftime, the defense allowed the team with the alien name back in the game; suddenly, it was 26-20. Brian whipped the defense back into shape while hypnotizing them with his flowing locks. The team responded with two big interceptions, putting up 19 points in less than three minutes. It was an offensive burst that culminated in a score from J.C. to Taylor, followed by a conversion for birthday girl Ash. (I should mention that this was the second week in a row that both quarterbacks threw touchdowns. Jane threw and caught one the week before--sorry for not putting that in the blog, Ms. B.!) Later, Chel had several receptions to keep the no-names' defense on the field. As a result, Oxford was able to run out the clock, ending the game at 45-26.

So, that makes us 2-0. At the request of Taylor, who scored more often than I could count, here is the Inspirational Clip of the Week (the full version is off to the right).

All of the highlights are from the bar this week.

The Commas show how they try to scare people.



Jon gets kicked off the team for claiming that the Commas wear "Honolulu blue."



How not to give a postgame speech. (This is actually from last week. Again, thanks, Taylor. Jackass.)

We're Back. You're Welcome.

Yes, you can end your hunger strike. The union was able to work out an equitable deal with the league, thereby saving the Zog season. And so, the intrepid Oxford Commas set off on their fifth season.

In the preseason game against the Honey Badgers (yeah, they're named after this), Oxford got off to a shaky start until Matt scored a touchdown to make it 20-6 at the half. The Commas offense finally got moving in the second period, when Dave managed to score three times. Meanwhile, the defense, led by Jon and Dan, forced a turnover and a safety. Oxford would eventually lose 38-29, but there were plenty of bright spots, namely some big catches by Ash and the contributions of rookies Jess (J.C.) and Jenny (J.D.).

In week 1 against a team called Go Deep (which I'm told is not a double entendre), Oxford moved the ball early and often, jumping out to an early lead thanks to touchdowns from Taylor and Max. Jane contributed as a backup QB, both scoring and throwing for scores before the day was over. Dave, Iain, and Brian pitched in with interceptions, Kari and Michelle make a couple of big defensive stops, and, for the second week in a row, everyone on the team had at least one reception. That's how effing dangerous we are, people. The Commas won handily 38-8, after which some Marines who fly the President saluted them for their bravery. No, really, I'm serious.

In honor of our Michigan players who have had a couple of good games (Kari, Dave, and Jon), and to support their team Detroit which is somehow 2-0 as of this writing, I'm posting this Inspirational Clip of the Week.

Enjoy our highlights:


The Honey Badgers score, despite J.D. taking one for the team.



Taylor nearly kills Max on the final play against Go Deep. Gonzo celebrates.